Rude Bastards Tour of Cologne

A politically incorrect tour to learn the dirtiest secrets of its people and understand their inside jokes, along with a manual on How to Survive Your First Visit To a Brauhaus? Man, I'm in! This route through Cologne is very different from the usual, regulated and politically correct one. Here you are allowed to make fun of the Bavarians, tell how bad the Cologne people are at football but how good they are at parties, and of course blame Deutsche Bahn not only for the unpunctuality of their trains, but also for the romantic breakups in the city. There are plenty of bad jokes accompanied by a great history lesson. Hey, we came here to learn, right? Your tour guide shares information about the best city in Germany (sorry but we won't argue about it with anyone, we speak facts) and will give you great tips on places to visit, eat and drink. Expect to learn a lot about the city while listening to fun stories. Ready to laugh with us? ;)